In case you missed them:

A.  McCain’s video featuring Paris, Britney, and Obama: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/30/mccain-ad-links-paris-hil_n_115841.html

B.  Kathy Hilton’s Objections to A:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kathy-hilton/mccains-celebrity-ad-friv_b_116593.html

C.  Paris Strikes Back Video:  http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0808/Paris_Hilton_responds_Really.html

D.  Sadly, no feedback from Britney or her mom.

Let’s see if I have this straight.  McCain’s camp puts out a video comparing Obama to a “rock star,” which features cameos of Paris and Brit, who certainly make it more attractive.  Paris’ mommy takes offense at the frivolous waste of money showing her daughter in a video.  Paris retaliates by putting out her own video ridiculing McCain’s age.  Britney says nada.

Questions: 

A.  Isn’t Barack a rock star or at least a rock star wannabe so what’s wrong with putting out that video?

B.  Does billionaire Obama-backer Kathy never waste any money and why didn’t she take offense at Paris’ other video, you know, the one showing her baby really and graphically demonstrating the art of, umm, putting out? 

C.   May we anticipate more videos from Paris with most of her clothes on in support of Obama?

D.   Re: Britney, Leave her alone!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ