Dems must think the Enquirer’s stories about Always-the-Bridesmaid John Edwards and his shenanigans may have some credibility: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/227/story/46637.html. He may not get to speak at the Dem convention unless he clears up the mess. Can anyone say DNA test?
Record chill in Maui (64 degrees–Hey! It’s Hawaii!) puts a damper on “Global Warming:” http://www.mauinews.com/page/content.detail/id/506834.html?nav=10. Algore will no doubt say the cooling is a direct result of the warming due to the influence of the global framistat on the planet’s thingamajig.
Speaker Pelosi’s book isn’t selling much better than mine: http://drudgereport.com/flashnpb.htm. Then again she is too busy trying to save the planet to promote her book whereas I am only trying to save the United States.
Mist, the Chinese word for filthy air, is back in Beijing, as if it ever left: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080807/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_china_pollution. A new Olympic sport could be synchronized breathing!
Former President Bubba blames the economy for “unhealthy eating:” http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2008/08/06/news/080708lrclintonfood.txt. Smile when you say that, Bubba, and move away from that Big Mac and supersized fries!