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SEX, LIES, AND DNA: EDWARDS FESSES UP, SORT OF

Squeaky clean Johnny Breck Boy Edwards has finally admitted to having an affair but denies conceiving his fifth child with his mistress:  http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5441195&page=1.

A few questions persist, however, such as, why did he hide for twenty minutes in a basement men’s room when National Enquirer reporters caught him with his pants up in the Beverly Hilton,  why did he lie for ten full months after the Enquirer exposed him, why did he pay an inexperienced woman $114,000. to make campaign documentaries? 

Johnny, we hardly knew ya!  Take a paternity test!  The truth shall set you free!

Oh, and Johnny also says he doesn’t love the love child’s mommy, Rielle Hunter.  That should console Mrs. Edwards.

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BRECK BOY'S BABY BUBBLE BURSTS!

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JOHN EDWARDS' BIMBO ERUPTION

(Please see previous articles on former NC senator and former Democrat VP candidate John Edwards posted July 24th and July 25th, 2008: http://genelalor.com/)

It must be nice being a poor little rich boy living in the upper half of John Edwards’ Two Americas.

Not only does he get to cheat on his cancer-stricken wife and impregnate some bimbo but he also gets to hide from reporters in a men’s room in the Beverly Hilton when he gets caught after a late night rendezvous with her and hotel security has to protect him.

Now it turns out that Edwards has been paying hush money to said bimbo in the amount of $15,000. a month with a little help from a “super-rich pal.” (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_huh_money_to_mistress/celebrity/65226)

Of course, since all this is based on reports in a supermarket tabloid, who can say if any of it is true.   Then again, if it’s all a pack of lies, hotshot lawyer Edwards can always sue The National Enquirer for damages.   Then again, the two Enquirer reporters have already filed a criminal complaint against the Hilton because the security guys roughed them up and they may sue for damages.  Then again, said 44 year old bimbo could decide $180,000. per annum is inadequate compensation and she could sue Senator Edwards for a bigger slice of his pie.

As Shakespeare wrote, “To thine ownself be true and thou canst not be false to any man,” words to live by for John Edwards.

Meanwhile, back home in their mansion, Elizabeth Edwards struggles alone with Stage IV breast cancer as her hubby cavorts.

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UPDATE! JOHN EDWARDS WITH HIS GUARD AND PANTS DOWN

Yesterday I posted an article on media bias–which isn’t really news anymore, or shouldn’t be since it’s so palpable–but the item was still newsy since it related to the forever bridesmaid, John Breck Boy Edwards.   The National Enquirer, which sometimes does get things right, had re-outed a story that had been out but ignored for some six months involving Edwards, a harried-looking woman, their love child, and their wee hours rendezvous at the Beverly Hilton.

Now that assignation has taken on a credible aura since the cops are involved.  The two Enquirer reporters, guests at the Hilton, had spotted Edwards, a visitor at the hotel, as he tried to slither out of the place.  They attempted to interview him to no avail.  He scurried down the hall, sought asylum in a basement men’s room, and Johnny barred the door. 

The reporters have filed criminal charges against the Hilton’s security staff.  For details: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/update_john_edwards_affair_criminal_complaint_filed/celebrity/65209

More relevant to media bias, the LA Times has forbidden its bloggers from even mentioning the sordid tale, allegedly because it came from the disreputable Enquirer, more likely because it’s true.  http://www.slate.com/id/2195914/#latedict 

(The mass media previously ignored a little White House story about Monica and Bubba because it originated with the disreputable Drudge Report.)

Even more relevant to media bias is the report that media contributions to Democrats are running 100-1 more than their Republican donations. http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=301702713742569

Stay tuned.

UPDATE JULY 27, 2008:  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391426,00.html

Since this update emanates from FOX NEWS, regarded by the liberal mass media as being of the same ilk as The National Enquirer, don’t expect any coverage by that mass media.  In essence, it confirms that the Breck Boy, squeaky-clean former senator and fully vetted Obama VP John Edwards, had indeed been caught, figuratively at least, with his guard and pants down.

Will Obama come to his defense and say Johnny was just trying to illustrate his two Americas?

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