Squeaky clean Johnny Breck Boy Edwards has finally admitted to having an affair but denies conceiving his fifth child with his mistress: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5441195&page=1.
A few questions persist, however, such as, why did he hide for twenty minutes in a basement men’s room when National Enquirer reporters caught him with his pants up in the Beverly Hilton, why did he lie for ten full months after the Enquirer exposed him, why did he pay an inexperienced woman $114,000. to make campaign documentaries?
Johnny, we hardly knew ya! Take a paternity test! The truth shall set you free!
Oh, and Johnny also says he doesn’t love the love child’s mommy, Rielle Hunter. That should console Mrs. Edwards.