Apparently, it’s all over folks! Barack Hussein Obama will win in November. It’s a done deal, in the cards or, more precisely, in the stars, at least according to the United Astrology Conference. (http://news.aol.com/elections/story/_a/president-obama-in-the-stars-panel-says/20080521105309990001?icid=1615984944×1202944136x1200)
Meeting in Denver to be closer to the stars, today’s version of soothsayers predicted the next person elected to the presidency will Barack Hussein Obama. However, the stars suggest he may never take his seat in the Oval Office.
Perhaps Vice President Hillary Rodham Clinton calls on her old Arkansas buddies and arranges his removal? Who knows? But right now, Obama should be packing his bags to re-locate to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and the rest of us should be working on getting an acquired taste for hummus and the women folk should be getting fitted for burkhas.
Hey, it’s written in the stars! Remember what happened to Julius Caesar when he ignored the soothsayer!