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OBAMA VERSUS TRUTH

OBAMA XLII: 38 FALSEHOODS, LIES, UNTRUTHS,     MISREPRESENTATIONS?

   (THE FOLLOWING HAVE NOT BEEN VERIFIED–COMPLIMENTS OF  “PAMMY”)

                                  

                                       OBAMA’S “NOT EXACTLYS”


1.) Selma Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.
(Google ‘Obama Selma’ for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

 

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga’s follower. You interrupted your New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that….and for more.
Obama’s cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians’ homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother’s side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father’s side. While Barack Hussein Obama’s father was from Kenya, his father’s family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama’s father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father’s birth certificate even states he’s Arab, not African Negro). From….and for more….go to…..
http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboy.phtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African

7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article ‘Obama was ‘quite religious in islam”   http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559 <;

8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
February 28, 2008.  Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago:  Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it’ll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as ‘one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.’  This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says ‘Obama’s narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.’

9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could
speak the language.

10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language. What did you learn, …… how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

15.) I Won’t Run On A National Ticket In ‘08 - NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience f irst.

16.) Voting ‘Present’ is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17.) Oops, I Misvoted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - NOT EXACTLY, you didn’t write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23.) I Have Released My State Records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bil ls you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

25.) M y Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY, the Candian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel.

30.) I Want All Votes To Count - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.

31.) I Want Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn’t write yourself.

33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

34.) I Don’t Take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

35.) I don’t Have Lobbysists - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made t he ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, you weren’t in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don’t have to buy it.

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Nude teens! Perverted Society!

A SAD SIGN OF OUR TIMES: SLUTTY NUDE TEENIES

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/04/naked.teens.ap/index.html?eref=rss_tech

Actually, they shouldn’t be called sluts and they even include teen boys who are so overwhelmed by our sexualized culture that they see no problem with exhibiting naked pictures of themselves via cell phones and online.

We can blame Hollywood, we can blame society, we can blame a whole host of negative influences, but doesn’t it all come down to the values that today’s parents are instilling in their children?  Or not instilling?

I’m no prude.  However I do think kids should have a childhood and that childhood should not be exploited either by oblivious, immature teens themselves or by websites that cater to the prurient. 

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CHEAP GAS AND OTHER FANTASIES

         FOUR BUCKS A GALLON? THAT’S CHEAP!

Next time you weep at the gas pump, remember who has caused that $4.00 a gallon. 

America could be energy self-sufficient–and we’d be paying maybe two bucks a gallon– if wacko environmentalists and other astigmatic leftists would cease blocking oil drilling in ANWR and elsewhere, cease protesting the building of oil refineries, cease opposition to development of clean coal-power generation, and campaign to eliminate federal and local taxes on gasoline.

Until that happens, suck up that $50.00 fill-up and be prepared for a $200.00 fill-up within a few years. 

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OBAMA, CONYERS, REPARATIONS, AND YOUR WALLET

 

There has been a remarkable silence emanating from Rep. John Conyers (D- MI) concerning an issue very dear to his heart: reparations for American Blacks to compensate them for the injustice that was slavery. A serious observer of the political scene in June 2008 must wonder why and perhaps be suspicious of his recent quiescence?

Conyers climbed aboard the Reparations Express in 2000, stressing that the movement was "not coming forward in an accusatory tone toward any citizens or their ancestors," but that "we simply think that Congress should take a look at the lingering effects of slavery so that we may get a deeper appreciation of them and reach some consensus about what the solutions may be. The issue of reparations is not something beyond our understanding," Conyers wrote. "It's a pretty fundamental issue if you look at it. I'm saying it's time we did." (http://www.answers.com/topic/john-conyers)

I have a few disquieting differences with that statement, as well as with Conyers’ apparent de-emphasis of the “issue.” 

First, if his tone was not “accusatory” then what is it? It certainly isn’t laudatory or complimentary to even suggest that anyone or any entity owes compensation to Blacks for a vile, worldwide, institution that was ended in the United States over seven generations ago at a cost of hundreds of thousands of casualties in our Civil War. As for the “lingering effects of slavery,” that contention too is baffling for the same reason, namely that any victims of Black slavery are long dead and any residual effects that carry over for that length of time must surely be attributable to the victims rather than the perpetrators of the evil of slavery. Finally, if the issue is “fundamental,” I would ask, fundamental to what? 

However, more to the point, and aside from the fact that other supporters of the idea of reparations for Blacks include “Reverend” Louis Farrakhan and others of his ilk and aside from the absurdity and impracticality of exacting reparations from Whites when thousands of freed Blacks also enslaved their own in the 1800’s, the whole idea of reparations is as repugnant and as racist as slavery.

I refer the reader to the African-American organization, Project 21, (http://www.nationalcenter.org/P21PRReparations802.html), to a very angry White organization, http://www.wewontpay.com/pl10.html, and to a rabid Black reparations website, http://www.blackcommentator.com/10_reparations.html.

My purpose here is not to debate Black reparations. Rather, it involves my initial rhetorical question: Why are Blacks such as Rep. Conyers so quiet on the issue of late? 

This is just conjecture but could it be that Conyers and his compatriots know that to talk about reparations now, when Senator Barack Hussein Obama potentially could become the next president of the United States of America, would spook the living bejesus out of many White supporters?

It’s just a thought but I think Whites in America should consider what that would mean. It could make $4.00 a gallon—or $20.00 a gallon-- gas prices seem reasonable.

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OBAMA! WATCH YOUR BACK!!

OBAMA XL: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

June 7th, 2008

Dear Senator Barack Hussein Obama: 

First, congratulations on your victory! 

However, please notice that Senator Clinton merely suspended her candidacy.  As Hillary reminded you last month, anything can happen in June–or in July, August, September, or October.  For that matter, anything can happen over  the next four and a half years should you win the presidency of the United States in November. 

Take another look at her concession speech and decide if she is sincere:  http://www.breitbart.tv/html/106793.html

Surely you’ve heard the “rumors” about the Clintons, and I’m not referring now to blue dress stains, et al.  If not, I’d seriously suggest you read Gregg Jackson’s Conservative Comebacks to Liberal Lies and pay special attention to Chapter Two which details and documents the many untimely, mysterious deaths that befell Clinton enemies (such as James Bunch) and Clinton friends (Vince Foster) and those who simply knew too much (including 12 bodyguards) about their activities.  You might want to have your aides Google some of their names.  It’s a very enlightening list, and more than a tad scary.

Make no mistake, Senator Obama, Hillary and Billy came wrapped as a package in 1993–recall Bubba’s reference to that 2 for 1 deal?–and they are still one helluva package.  Make no mistake either that they ever give up.  Bubba wanted a third term back in 2000 and still does.  Don’t expect him to be content at Number One Observatory Circle while you entertain potentates at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 

If elected, be advised too that yours would be the First Tri-Partite Presidency in the history of this once-great country:   Barack Hussein Obama/Hillary Rodham Clinton/William Jefferson Clinton.  Titles such as Vice President or First Spouse will have no relevance.  With their many committed buddies, their lust for control, their total lack of conscience, the Dynamic Duo will cripple your administration from the get-go should you not yield to their power grabbing.  One way or another, they will seize the presidency.

You had better hope you don’t suffer the fate of the aformentioned Clinton enemies, friends, and those who simply knew too much about them.

Watch your back, Obama, and rest assured that others are watching it too, but not protectively.  It wouldn’t be a bad idea to triple your Secret Service detail.

Sincerely,

An American

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AMERICAN BEAUTY

 

I rarely devote this space to anything but political matters but hereby make an exception for a movie review, of sorts.

American Beauty is classified as a comedy by Moviefone, which is ironically comedic in and of itself. Even describing it as a black comedy—a term which will definitely be declared non-PC and banned if Obama becomes our president—doesn’t satisfactorily describe this flick. Films such as Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, the Kill Bill series all plumb the depths of Hollywood’s collective and twisted violent psyche. American Beauty exposes the depths of Tinsel Town’s despair.

This now-8 year old film is truly an exceptional excursion into nihilism, even for Hollywood. It succeeds in portraying a middle class America that is so superficial and devoid of redeeming value that life itself is rendered meaningless. The protagonist is so riddled with angst that he makes angst seem like fun.

The Cast of Characters:

Lester—suicidal middle aged failure in a corrupt corporate world; fantasizes about pedophilia

Carolyn—his cold, distant wife who beds an associate to get ahead, becomes intrigued with pistols

Jane—their depressed, teen daughter who hates her parents and beds her teen neighbor

Ricky—the drug dealing, borderline-Columbine neighbor kid, who offers to kill Lester for Jane

Angela—Jane’s bff, pretty, shallow, promiscuous, airhead whose conceit betrays her self-doubt

Colonel Fitts—Ricky’s dad, brutal gun-loving Marine, latent homosexual

The plot is almost irrelevant and can easily be surmised from the cast of characters: Lester quits his meaningless job, gets another job slapping up burgers, discovers Carolyn’s affair, lusts after Angela, spares Angela from penetration when she says she’s a virgin, gets hit on by the colonel who initially suspected he was Ricky’s homosexual lover, has his brains blown out by said colonel, and dies with a contented smile on his face.

American Beauty manages to denigrate not only middle class America, but corporate life, America’s teens, and even the Marine Corps.

I can’t say American Beauty wasn’t a bad watch. Hey, even my wife called it “good” and it garnered a slew of Academy Awards and Oscars can’t be wrong, right? What always strikes me, though, is the Hollywood penchant for depicting others as dysfunctional when there are more dysfunctional people per square mile in Hollywood than anywhere else on the planet!

When can we expect to see Hollywood Beauty?  Much of it could be shot in rehab facilities.

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D-DAY, FDR, June 6 1944

 

FDR, PRAYER, GOD, D-DAY, TODAY

No matter what we may think of FDR—and what I think is ambivalent at best—the man had a soul and seemed to love his country. Same goes for JFK, along with a comparable ambivalence. However, this speech by FDR, delivered while the invasion of Normandy was in progress, stands in stark contrast with the thinking of too many of our leaders today.

That invasion didn’t take a day, of course. Dubbed “Operation Overlord,” it consisted of a great armada of some 7000 ships and landing craft, almost 200,000 allied naval personnel, 850,000 troops, of which 133,000 stormed the beaches on June 6th, 1944 and suffered over 10,000 casualties. A year of of bitter, bloody fighting ensued, culminating with the liberation of Paris on August 25th and the ultimate surrender of Nazi Germany eight months later. (For a synopsis and D-Day pictures, please see http://www.paperlessarchives.com/d-day_documents.html.)

That mini-history lesson brings us back to FDR’s speech.  A few excerpts:

Almighty God: Our sons, pride of our nation, this day have set upon a mighty endeavor, a struggle to preserve our Republic, our religion, and our civilization, and to set free a suffering humanity. . . They will need Thy blessings. . . “Some will never return. Embrace these, Father, and receive them, Thy heroic servants, into Thy kingdom. . .“With Thy blessing, we shall prevail over the unholy forces of our enemy. . .  Lead us to the saving of our country, and with our sister nations into a world unity that will spell a sure peace — a peace invulnerable to the schemings of unworthy men. And a peace that will let all of men live in freedom, reaping the just rewards of their honest toil.  Thy will be done, Almighty God. Amen.”

I refuse to engage in partisan attacks on this the sixty-fourth anniversary of the beginning of the Normandy Invasion.  Rather, I would point to where we were sixty four years ago in terms of faith in our Judeo-Christian God, faith in our troops, faith in our country, and faith in our ourselves as a people and ask:   How many of our leaders today could have written or spoken those inspirational words of FDR?  

(For FDR’s complete D-Day speech, please see http://www.historyplace.com/speeches/fdr-prayer.htm.)

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TORTURE OR REASONABLE FORCE

TORTURE OR REASONABLE FORCE?

Okay, torture sucks. So, too, does the idea of people being detained without right to counsel, without the freedom to protest their status, etc.

Now let’s move on to a hypothetical. 

Picture yourself in a situation in which you have excellent reason to believe that your family has been targeted by some fanatical, religious nutcase and the nutcase’s buddies. You have irrefutable information that their plan is to execute you, your wife, kids, grandkids, friends, neighbors, everyone you know, and they’ve already shown their expertise at such executions by killing thousands of others. Their Nutcase Army is on record as despising you and everyone you know and love—as well as everyone you may not know and love—and is pledged to make all of you dead and their modus operandi shows they won’t conduct the slaughter mercifully.

Now, remembering that this is all hypothetical, let’s say you capture a few of them and are able to detain and chain them in your basement. Also, you reasonably suspect some of them have information that could save the lives of your loved ones, neighbors, of everyone you know.   Assume too that there are no available law enforcement agencies to deal with these suspects. It’s all up to you.

You have a major decision to make: Do you accord them all the sacred rights and privileges of prisoners in American jails, including hotshot lawyers and extensive law libraries so they can appeal their detention, daily exercise and gyms so they can work out and three squares a day of their preferred comestibles to make them more fit to kill you, and literature so they can read how much their god hates you and prayer mats 5 times daily so they can pray that they figure a way to murder you?   

Or, always being humane as you would be with dogs, do you attempt to extract the information that could lead to saving many thousands of lives?  Torture is out of the question–no maiming or mutilation permitted, no racks, no  But are you morally entitled to, say, deprive them of sleep, bombard them with loud, offensive noise such as rap music, intimidate them with your basset hound, make them stand naked in the downtown square, even pretend to drown them?

Keep in mind now, you do not ever endanger their health. Granted, the above won’t exactly leave them in the same state of mind which they exhibited when you caught them; it could render them less murderous—or more.  Then again, neither are you the same tranquil person you were before discovering their nefarious scheme to destroy everyone you know.  You provide adequate food to sustain them, you allow them to rest after stints of sleep deprivation and to clothe themselves after their excursions downtown and, of course, adequate toilet and showering facilities. You allow them to read and meditate and pray.

 All of this within reasonable limits, however: no gourmet meals, no sleeping in til noon, no fancy duds, no Charmin, and no daily showers with Irish Spring and Paul Labrecque shampoo. 

At the end of all this, after virtually draining your 401k and your bank account to pay for the upkeep of people sworn to kill you, they surrender the information needed to eradicate the Nutcase Army and their ilk and end their threat to the well-being of you and yours. You proceed to dispatch that danger and, the threat removed, you drain the remainder of your funds to pay their freight home to the squalid life they had been accustomed to. 

Okay. So, have you acted morally and righteously in employing your tactics to save many thousands? I say, Yes. Have you violated the God-given rights of your prisoners, United Nations and Geneva Convention protocols, and perturbed the Brits?  Probably.(http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/02/terrorism.terrorism) Have you done the right thing? I think so, even if all those whose lives you preserved don’t agree.  Only survivors determine right and wrong.

As Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf said of bin Laden when asked if he should be forgiven, “Forgiveness is up to God. I just hope we hurry up the meeting.”  Whether that Hypothetical You—or our country–will be forgiven for our tactics–or for GITMO, Abu Ghraeb, and purported terrorist prison ships– will also be up to God. Personally, I think He will understand and cut us some slack on that meeting.

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BAMA AND DA REVEREND

 

TRANSCRIPT OF PHONE CONVERSATION OVERHEARD BETWEEN ONE BARRY, aka aka BOY, aka BAMA AND ONE JERRY, aka REV, aka REVEREND.  

Recorded May 30, 2008   0815 EDT

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“Ok, Rev, here's the deal. This chit has really hit the fan now."

"What you mean, Barry? Chit?"

"You know what I mean, Jerry, all the stuff you've been saying for years, about the honkies and this racist country we're stuck with. Now, with Reverend Mike pulling his imitation of you . . ."

"Oh, that. Well, I challenged Mikie to see if he could pull off giving one of my sermons because he said it was easy. I mean, it is easy, sorta, since I believe every word I spew but, dammit, that sonuvabitch actually did it! I forgot that he hates this muthaf….ing country as much as I do and . . ."

"Excuse me, Rev, I have to interrupt. You're not getting my point. I have to bail on Trinity United."

"Bail? Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Bar?"

"I mean resign from the church."

"Resign?  Resign? What the f..k  yo' mean, resign? Done nobody resign from mah church, you muthaf…ing oreo!"

"Hold on, Rev, you resigned, didn't you?"

"Boy, you know Ah retired and only because you asked me to, real nice like. I coulda gone on for a hella years but, no, you had to suck up to the honkies and make yoself look like da man just so's you can be elected da president of this hellhole nation! And then yo goes and tears into me!"

"Look, I explained all that. This country would never be so stupid as to elect me after the media got hold of your sermons.  I got ‘em fooled so far but I had to distance myself. It's like that trade stuff that dumb turd Goolsbee let slip to the Frogs. We had to deny we really meant that my administration would restrict trade with Canada. And, remember, the Secretary of State slot is still yours for the asking."

"Yo can shove yo slots, Bama.  Yo forget, Ah married yo sorry butt to dat Robinson beatch…

“You’re referring to my wife, Michelle.”

“Right--and ah gots to say she’s been sticking her foot in her mouf a lot lately—and ah baptized those pickaninnies of yours . . . what’s their names again?”

“Malia and Sasha, and don’t call them pickaninnies, please.”

“Yeah, Malia and Sasha, and yo sat yo sat in mah church fo’ twenty f…ing years and yo nevah said a word about what I preached, . . . okay, you did say yo loved what I said a slew of times . . . and now yo has to distance yoself?  Yo can just distance THIS!”

“Rev, you know Michelle and I made hefty contributions to Trinity United. In view of that, . . .”

“Hold on, dere, Boy. Until yo decided two years was enuff experience and yo wanted to become Da Head Massa of Honkyland, getting money outta you was like whacking off a dead man, da Trinity ladies used to call you Da Man Whose Check Always Be In Da Mail, and dat time yo donated yo skivvies . . .

“I was merely emulating Bill Clinton.”

“Yeah, whateva!  Dey say yo is so smart, just like dey said dat Da Great White Hope be da smartest lady  on da planet back when she was cleaning up after her bubba.  Best thing I can say about yo is, yo sho not be too dumb if you can get aways with what you’re doing. And no dress stains if she be da vp, ya hear! (sounds of laughter,  guffawing)

“Reverend?”

“Yeah, Barry?”

“You do know this is just a temporary split, right, merely a temporary measure for the sake of expediency?”

“Barry, Ah knows dat! I was just bustin’ yo white gonad!” ( laughter)

“Good.  After all, you’re my mentor, my spiritual guide. You’ve been like a daddy to me, in fact, the only non-Muslim daddy I’ve ever known.  (laughter) When I’m elected, if you don’t want State, you know you can choose any position in government you want.”   

“Barry, yo is just too good to me.  Ah would be honored to be Secretary of Defense. Ah has dese plans to surrender da Jewnited States to Iran. (hysterical laughter)   By da way, could you find a job for Pfleger?   I hear St. Sabina’s finally kicked out that honky. Fo’ some reason, he wants to be assigned to a all-boys school.”

“Sure, Reverend, whatever you want. I can make Pfleger Education Secretary.”

“That’d be fine, Bar.  He just loves dose kids! Well, gots to go prep my next talk. Ah be speakin’ ats da Elijah Muhammed University commencement.”

“Okay. Salaam, Reverend. See you November 6th!”

“Yo betcha yo will see me! Oh, wait, will yo still be campaigning hard in all dose 57 states?

CLICK

(END OF TRANSCRIPT 0831 EDT)  

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FUTURE CONGRESSMAN KIERAN LALOR (19TH CD, NY)

Ok, this interview by Bernard Chapin is 6 months old but since Kieran recently won the Republican nomination for Congress from the 19th C.D., it’s well worth a listen–especially if you live in that Hudson Valley district and/or if you want a voice in Congress to oppose the agenda of President Barack Hussein Obama.  (GASP!)

http://www.americandaily.com/article/21371

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MY RESPONSE TO GREGG JACKSON'S QUESTIONS ON MC CAIN

RE:  http://www.townhall.com/columnists/GreggJackson/2008/05/29/questions_for_mccain?comment
 
McCain or Catastrophe--Pick Just one!
 
Gregg, as you know, I agree with virtually everything you wrote.

However, despite all his negatives, at this stage of the game conservatives have no other choice but to back McCain.

I know there's a different view out there--that we should let McCain lose, take our lumps, and then hope for a Reagan in 2012.

There are two significant problems with that line of thought:

1. There IS no Reagan out there that I know of who could win in 2012 and

2. Four years--or possibly 8!--of an Obama or a Clinton administration could very well be catastrophic for this nation. The probability of 4-5 vacancies within that timespan on SCOTUS is more than enough motivation to suck it up and support, campaign for, and VOTE McCain even if we have to hold our noses as we do.

We all know that politics makes for strange bedfellows. Politics also makes for compromise, as McCain knows as well.

My first, close-up and personal, campaign experience was in 1964 with Barry Goldwater. That principled father of modern conservatism stuck by his guns, and lost in a landslide.
The result was LBJ and 60,000 dead in Nam.

America can't afford to lose in 2008!

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OBAMA, AUSCHWITZ, AND PINOCCHIO

OBAMA XL: PINOCCHIO RE-BORN!

May 27th, 2008

Well, if we want a president with a great imagination, Osama/Obama is our man! 

We really can’t call them gaffes anymore since there have been so many umm, untruths, exaggerations, prevarications.  Let’s just call a spade a spade:  Osama/Obama is a baldfaced LIAR! 

This time he told a whopper in New Mexico on Memorial Day.  The only other explanations are that he suffers from premature dementia or he is just plain dumb.  Making a pitch for both the Vet vote and the Jewish vote, (both of which groups already know what he is), he claimed his uncle helped free the victims of Auschwitz.  He’s been exposed–again!

For that and other truth-challenged claims see:  http://hotair.com/archives/2008/05/27/obama-my-grandfather-liberated-auschwitz/

Next thing you know, Osama/Obama will say he saved Hillary from those dastardly snipers in Bosnia.

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MEMORIAL DAY 2008: LEST WE FORGET!

 

MEMORIAL DAY 2008

As we prepare to celebrate Memorial Day 2008, a “day” that has now become synonymous with nothing more than the launching of summer, let’s try to remember what it’s all about.

Originally called Decoration Day, the holiday goes back to 1868 and is intended to remind us all of those who gave their all in service to this great nation. So, before we dig into the potato salad, and gobble down burgers and hot dogs and steaks, why not give a few minutes to reflect on the meaning of it all. That meaning has been all but forgotten of late but what better time to revive it than during wartime?  Our honored dead deserve at least that much.

Please see http://www.usmemorialday.org/ for an excellent summary of the history, meaning, and traditions of Memorial Day. And don’t forget to buy and wear a poppy and display the Flag!

For those who truly want to understand this day, I know of no better way than to listen to the mournful notes of Taps.  Have a listen:  http://www.usmemorialday.org/audio/taps.mid

May God bless and save America!

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KIERAN LALOR SELECTED AS REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR CONGRESS--19th CD (NY)

 
NEWSFLASH
 
My nephew, Kieran Michael Lalor, won the Republican nomination for the Congress of the United States in the 19th Congressional District (N.Y.)--with the able and invaluable assistance of his Campaign Director, my son, William Patrick Lalor. 
 
And, yeah, I'm proud of both of them!
 
Kieran, an Iraq vet and father of two, beat 2 opponents, including former Congressman Joe Dioguardi, for the nomination after a very tough campaign.  Now all he has to do is beat former/current hippy and darling of the Hollywood Left, one-term Democrat Congressman John Hall in November.  It's very do-able.
 
Hall gave up his musical career--for what it was worth--with the band Orleans (that's Hall in the middle of the picture below) and became a political activist, eventually winning the traditionally Republican seat in 2006, thanks largely to a $750,000 gift from Adam Rose, an openly-gay local realtor.Waking and Dreaming, featuring the band Orleans with Hall at center
 
Hall favors a deadline to bring the troops home before they win in Iraq, opposes funding our troops, opposes the Federal Marriage Amendment, opposes nuclear energy development, received a zero rating from the American Conservative Union and a 100% rating from NARAL. 
 
I am asking anyone who believes in conservative principles and who believes in America to support him in any way you can. 

Please see his website, KML2008.com.  (For his views on the economy see http://kml2008.com/lalor_on_the_economy.htm.)
 
Thank you and may God bless and save America!
 
P.S.  You might also like to visit my website, http://genelalor.com/  
 
 




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CONGRESSIONAL HYPOCRISY

Let's see now.  Crude oil was selling at about $10. a barrel in 1998.  Ten years later, it's up to around $130. a barrel.  Gasoline was selling at around $.98 a gallon in 1998 and is approaching $4.00 a gallon ten years later. 

Quick calculation:  Crude advanced 1300% and gasoline 400% over those ten years.  Gasoline could be costing $13.00 a gallon today using those same percentages. 

Now, I'm well aware that a multiplicity of other factors enter into the gas price equation.  However, for Congressional Dems to rake oil execs over the coals is beyond hypocritical when those same Dems have hobbled oil exploration and refining for decades as they kowtowed to the environmentalist whackos!
 
I give no quarter to the oil industry, even though I do own some of their stock, since its execs have bilked the nation before.  I also don't get why home heating oil is now more expensive than gasoline.  Back in the dark ages of 1970, I remember gas was selling at $.30 a gallon and home heating oil was going for $.17 per gallon.  Considering that the latter is relative sludge compared to ultra-refined gasoline, if Congress wants to investigate something let them stick their noses into that. 

But let's be serious about pump prices.  Euro petrol, sold by the liter, is still double what we pay and our bottled water--some of which is simply tap water--sells for around the same price as gasoline and Americans literally lap it up without complaint.
 
It's time to wake up and smell reality.  America had better start moving on developing energy independence before America has to close up shop and join the Third World!
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